Purple Ladder

When a guy sticks his cock in between 2 guitar strings and plays a beautiful melody. His balls would go down into the big hole in the guitar.

Pinky went for a walk and did a purple ladder at the store for all to hear. He jumped in the air and broke the guitar and his cock. Poor guitar...

by Red Yowler February 25, 2008

Purple scissoring

When two lesbians scissor each other so hard that they bruise each others pubic regions.

Bro 1: "Did you hear about those two lesbians that were purple scissoring?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, they both are laid-up in bed now. And on of them broke their foot."

by dingleberry dickface October 24, 2011

Purple Unicorn

Magical, rare, beautiful creature that squirts.

Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

Purple unicorn Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Purple unicorn Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Purple unicorn is a Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

by Purple_unicorn21 November 5, 2019

purple star

Chernovian for the anus

Dude I the most fucked her in the purple star last nite, fully

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbusch April 3, 2003

purple haze

Good as shit Rasberry wheat beer

Bought at any local grocery store

The deffinition thats not about weed

Danm !!! that purple haze we drank last night was such a chick drink, felt like i was drinking cosmopolitians in the form of a beer.

by dubcman August 27, 2005

purple penguin

a group of 4 people that first names starts with e,s,m,and a

The purple penguins worked hard on a project.

by brian January 14, 2005

purple dragon

A purple dragon is when you fuck a girl, and when your done with her, you wrap the condom around her neck until her face turns purple and at least one of her eyes falls out and then you skull fuck her through her eyesockets.

After Johny are done having sex with a girl he then wrapped the used condum around her neck until her face turned a shade of purple (blue is acceptable), and as soon as one of her eyes popped out, he skull banged her. Hence the purple dragon!

by Bradley Zarif October 17, 2006