noodling

when you have sexual intercourse with someone while still flaccid/not erect. Noodling

Woman: “god i really want you inside me”
Man: “you got it babycakes”
Woman: “omg are you noodling me?!”
Man: “you got it, baby!”

by Br7dd January 17, 2021

Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

noodle

When you can't think straight, or do something wrong.

Kevin: "BILLY, WHY DON'T YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WORK?"
Billy: "You noodle, you have caps lock on, smfh."
Kevin: "Oh lol ok it works now"

by EpicUsername November 14, 2011

Big Ass Butter Noodles

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.

Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?

by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

by DA Big curly July 27, 2024

Noodle Googler

A person who searches Google images for pictures of famous dicks

While watching Lethal Weapon, Scott mentioned that Mel Gibson has an oddly purple hued penis head. It was at that moment that I knew Scott was a Noodle Googler

by anonymous January 15, 2024

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.

"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018