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Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.
Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....
by RVH August 11, 2018
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Mums

An abbreviation and brtisish for swear on my mums life, and is used in the very same way
Greg: Did ya snitch on us you plonker
Tyrone: Nah, mums I didnt, I swear
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Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.
by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023
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Ur mum

Ur mum is so fat that bob the Builder say that he can’t fix it
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yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.
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Mumming

Verb -To coddle or be overprotective of your usually adolescent child causing annoyance and irritation
‘ stop mumming ‘ ( after being asked several times if they need a lift , are warm enough or are they hungry by their mother ( or care giver )
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