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The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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Out this Morning

Out this morn'n
When this night is gone
Ur find'n from a man
Noe the man did hide

So let him
Stop him for 1 rule
He did look but cruel mama
Word x2
he did damn but fool

No U wnt his hat
U wnt his hate
No U wnt his hat
U alredy Wna giv

So did he make U
No gave hevN his bones
Ifs not never sides and luck

No from this night that he Nds
You heard him fry n out the bisnes
Wrd do tell anybody helpd
No r word dollars clear of cruelty mama
Cause he cant even shame himself

No u Wnt his hate
No x2 u Wnt his hat
No hey u Wnt his hat
You had Wna givn

Noe ifs not complicated
Afar this rest what he kam around
He cant straightn all from

free x3
Cause what is afar that is right 2 him
Yeah ifs not company from this sky
Girl ifs not focused from this hell
No it u Rnt fallout war noe
R words walls u Rnt Wna Play

No, mama
No x2, u wnt his hate x3
U had lost from givn

No, That never
Wut his nights will hide
Word misuse showing out N E line, noe
word
Cause wut dont change N E thing
ifs U, arent sitting out the ballrooms,
All night later ifs not wnts from play, ifs not wnts from play
Wair hes this student for this onstage,
Farewel, he did expect a little, no,

No U wnt his hate
No×2 U wnt his hate
No Hey U wnt his hate
U had lost from givn x2

Mama, U had lost from givn his hate
U had lost from,
No, mama, U had lost from givn his hate, Wu
No×4
U had lost from givn his hate
already lost U had lost from
U had lost from givn his hate
No×3
Out this morning, tired of coming back, 3 doors down, one kyrptonite road remembered.
by MineOwedWu's July 20, 2021
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One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.
"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"
by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021
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Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.
guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"
by skaninja September 2, 2013
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morning twist

Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'
by Participant selection March 2, 2012
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Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.
"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"
by cannibalporsche May 13, 2012
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