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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.
"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"
by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.
What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.
by filip98 April 8, 2018
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good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).
by Siririba July 10, 2025
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Morning mouthwash

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash
Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!
by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018
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Gbad Morning

When you wan't to make it look like you're saying Good Morning, when you don't really mean it. So you shorten it to GM, to make it seem like you're saying Good Morning
I thought he was telling me good morning when he said "gm" but it turns out he meant Gbad Morning
by Badboy16 April 13, 2021
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