ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur MUM

it is ur mum being gay. no caparoo

ur mum gay

by gvyb5frchnijmk May 10, 2019

Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)

Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show

by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015

Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out

leejays mum is fit asf

by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025

Ur mum

the british way of saying the classical UR MOM joke so if u say ur mum GET OUTTA HERE

UR MUM NO THATS JUST NO

by U3U May 14, 2019