This is commonly known as a teasing name used to refer to someone who quite often does things that make the common person go "WTF" and literally "LOL".
by lol101 August 6, 2009
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Bob came in to work sicker than a plague monkey just to get his work done. Now everybody is going to get sick.
by Roy Mulders May 20, 2007
Get the plague monkey mug.(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...
Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.
Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.
-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"
--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"
--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"
--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"
--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"
--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"
--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"
by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009
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Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
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