locking and docking

When two distinguished gentlemen stand in front of each other and lock eyes, lips, and hands while arms bent up at 90 degrees and proceed to dock their cocks

John and Juan, he/she/fuck face/stupid ass pronouns, are properly locking and docking into each other becoming one big fucking problem to society.

by Notafuckingpansy August 2, 2025

Bachelor Locked

Bachelor Locked
(adjective)

When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.

“I couldn’t make it to the barbecue because I was bachelor locked.”

“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”

“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”

“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”

“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”

(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)

by funnywordle August 14, 2025

Locking up criminals

Here's how you know that's not the actual problem:

Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Lock in

To be "locked in" is to be focused on a task at hand.

Jimmy: Hey can you help me lock in on this assignment? Tutor : yeah, I got you

by Atlas222 September 9, 2025

Lock it up

To center your attention and discipline your mind so distractions are shut out, allowing you to stay fully focused and in control of your thoughts or actions.

“Before the exam, I told myself to lock it up and block out the noise.”

“Athletes lock it up in the final moments of the game to perform their best.”

“When working on a big project, you need to lock it up and give it your undivided focus.”

by Treovivu September 9, 2025

Glow-Locked

When someone stuck in their new ways and refuses to go back to their old ways. Locked into making a better version of themselves. By making an energy to make others want to level up.

" Ever since she started working out and making a better version of herself, she's been glow-locked."

by veyric September 9, 2025

Glow-locked

When someone stuck in their new ways and refuses to go back to their old ways. Locked into making a better version of themselves. by Maning an energy to make others want to level up.

" Ever since she started working out and making a better version of herself, She's been glow-locked."

by veyric September 10, 2025