Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024

lady lock

hair on a boy that extends past his ears, usually wavy or curly

Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher have beautiful lady locks.

by useless information file August 29, 2012

Dinya lock in

When Dinya stops jerking off and drinking alcohol and starts to perform a so-called academic comeback.

"Hey Dinya, did you see the new TV series?"
"Nah man, I'm on that Dinya lock in."
"type shit type shit"

by ladisl December 5, 2024

Hunter Lock

When you are out in a forest and you have the urge to fuck a tree hole while hunting but also can be known for fucking locked doors.

bro I saw a guy in the forest doing a "Hunter Lock"!

dude no way I saw someone doing it to a locked door!

by Bigbootylatinalover67 September 14, 2025

Glow-locked

When someone stuck in their new ways and refuses to go back to their old ways. Locked into making a better version of themselves. by Maning an energy to make others want to level up.

" Ever since she started working out and making a better version of herself, She's been glow-locked."

by veyric September 10, 2025

PEAK LOCK

some retard said blue lock was mid so i came to set the record straight

fucking retard "yo you be watching mid lock?"
sigma gigachad "you mean peak lock 5'6 imbecile"

by nagi seishiro January 5, 2025

colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008