Holy Turd Shit!

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.

*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010

Russian Holy Water

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Vodka
Just another word for vodka

Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water

by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021

Holy mother of India

The border of India that surrounds Pakistan and New Delhi.

Pakistan is the terrorist child of holy mother of india

by HOIYAAAAH May 16, 2022

The Holy Grail of requests

Someone who generally sticks to a plan deviates from routine to do the abnormal.

Basically someone says or does something that nobody sees coming.

Did you hear what Angela did? She never asked anyone out before!

Woah it's the holy grail of requests.

by SBD Dauntless May 21, 2017

holy temple of gains

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.

Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains

by Gymbro_bigman34 April 10, 2021

Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019

spilt holy water

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.

I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.

by hdd3thh April 14, 2023