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Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u
by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017
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The Holy Grail of requests

Someone who generally sticks to a plan deviates from routine to do the abnormal.

Basically someone says or does something that nobody sees coming.
Did you hear what Angela did? She never asked anyone out before!

Woah it's the holy grail of requests.
by SBD Dauntless May 21, 2017
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holy monkey fuck

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016
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Holy Ronald Reagan

1. Expression of excitement.

2. Thinking that Ronald is one of the sexiest presidents.

3. Thinking someone loks like Ronald Reagan.
Molly exclaims, "Holy Ronald Reagan." when she sees the president on CNN.

"He looks like Holy Ronald Reagan!" Raven admired.
by Raven Bishop May 25, 2012
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holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
by gregoriouse June 21, 2012
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Holy Crap - Handles

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.
Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*
by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011
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spilt holy water

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.
I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.
by hdd3thh April 14, 2023
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