Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Goose

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 6, 2021

Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.

"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"

by TheWirral February 12, 2021

slip slap nigga goose

A “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” reference.

Conversation that accidentally says “slip slap nigga goose”: slip slap nigga goose”

Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!

by steven pharmer October 20, 2020

Goose

A guy that would never post fake definitions on Urban Dictionary

Hey that guy would never Goose that sh**

by JPaulPierce III June 24, 2022

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.

Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.

by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010