German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022

german snowball

A slurpee with jäger in it

Dude 1: get me a German snowball slave

by snow german May 22, 2016

german stare

A stare created by the Germans to scare others while in fights or dangerous situations.

German stare + mango mango + phonk + those who know + adrenaline + balkan rage + still water

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

German legs

Something that you could eat

"yes I had some German legs"

by Sash.lame August 17, 2020

GERMAN RABBIT

THI IS WHEN A GUY FROM GEORGIA GOES THE WHORE HOUSE TO GET A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO GET SOMEONES NAILS DONE

EDDY WHEN TO THE LUCKY SPA FOR A GERMAN RABBIT

by kingkthegreat December 29, 2022

German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024