I couldn't give less of a fuck

When someone won't shut the hell up about a topic you don't care for.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see the game yesterday?
Person 2: Sorry to burst your proverbial bubble, but I couldn't give less of a fuck

by that1racooninyourgarage March 21, 2022

give your friend money day

You have to give all your friends money one the 13th of October

Person1 oh hey it october 13th
Person2 okay here’s 20 bucks. Happy give your friend money day

by Kamikaze plane 911 October 8, 2020

Give your girlfriend a sweater day

On March 9th you have to give your girlfriend a sweater. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.

Hey it’s october 28th which means it’s national give your girlfriend a sweater day!💖🥰

by Evelyn_lovesgio March 8, 2020

never gonna give you up

1) A viral love song in the 80s, by pop wonder Rick Astley

The song which somehow became a meme by 2007-2008 (rickroll)
2) a verse used by people who don't want to give you up

Example:
"i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling, I just want you to let you understand, never gonna give you up..."

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod October 4, 2022

Give Me The D**n Cookie

Can be used when you want to say something random but you don't know what to say

Person 1: (walks up to person 2) Give Me The D**n Cookie
Person 2: WTF
Person 1: (walks away)

by Im Only On Here Cuz Im Bored December 3, 2019

Give me fucking lasagna role

A plead for the essential need of a role for a special lasagna.

Lasagna: please give me fucking lasagna role!!
Owner: no.
Lasagna: wtf!

by Fucking bean May 18, 2019

Give a drowning man a glass of water

Used to describe someone who has no heart or compassion and won't put themselves in other's shoes.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns would give a drowning man a glass of water.

Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly:
Should you give a drown...

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
Major Burns has no heart.

by Pcpyro October 24, 2022