a Calgary Flame

a) a member of the the Calgary Flames hockey club.

b) a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame, definition b), unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2015

a Calgary Flame

a synonym for a long distance relationship

do not get involved in a Calgary Flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

right-handed flamethrower

aright wing Republican patriotic nut, but one still not far right enough for alt-rad right groups such as the KKK

as a Republican leaning Jew, the most towards the radical right I can go politically is to be a right-handed flamethrower; further than that , not only do I personally not want to go there, but I won't be welcomed by the KKK

by Sexydimma November 22, 2016

you've been flamed on

talked about badly to the point where there is nothing you can come back and say

Ole boy you've been flamed on.

by flamed on December 20, 2016

hanz get the flamethrower

Hanz a soldier who carries a flamethrower

Overused by internet users to... I really don't know ask a cap for more info

"Hanz get the flamethrower"
p1: there are 99 Genders
p2:Hanz get ze flamethrower

by Pensai March 4, 2017

Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.

"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"

by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017

Gas powered flamehead

A gas powered flamehead, is a way of death, that some may fear and some may find the coolest. you start by pouring 1 gallon of petrol though your nostrils, and stand with your face towards the sky, so that the petrol doesn't spill out. Next up, you get yourself a spray deodorant, and a lighter. Then, spray the deodorant into the guys nostrils, and light the lighter in between the deodorant and the nostrils.

Him: Why the fuck did he destroy my car?
Her: i don't know honey. What are you going to do?
Him: i think i'll give him a gas powered flamehead.

by sødfyr13 August 30, 2017