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Beer Fairy

The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.

The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.

Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast
That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!
by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012
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Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
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party fairy

The party fairy is someone who cleans up the aftermath of a party when the hosts are still asleep.

The party fairy is also the opposite of the beer fairy.
Host of the party the next morning: "What! How did it get so clean!"
Person the host doesn't know was the party fairy: "The party fairy must have done it!"
Host: "Oh you!"
by brrota March 1, 2014
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blowing fairy dust up your skirt

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma March 24, 2014
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blowing fairy dust up your skirt

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 16, 2014
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Knob Fairy

A knob fairy is one who works magic on the knob. Usually female, however can be male.
by imbatman.noireallyam July 2, 2014
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redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...
by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
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