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Fortnite 

A free-download game to become very globally popular in 2018 that Youtubers and people with no lives spend their time on. Fortnite is the home of teens, tweens, cheaters, late 20-30 year olds and utter bullshit.
Person 1: Oh how many Victory Royales have you gotten on Solo? I’ve gotten 256 and I only just started last Saturday!

Person 2: You have no life.

Person 1: Well you have never truly lived if you’ve never played Fortnite.

Person 2: This game is probably gonna die down anyway in a month or two, it’s gonna turn into old news.

Person 1: . . . . . . . True.
Fortnite by garpdaddyyy May 22, 2018
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Fortnite 

Not to be confused with fortnight which means 14 days. A game virgins play because they’re bored of their own depressed lives. They pay attention to the game more than anyone else. You lose your girlfriend if you play unless you’re gay, because chances are every guy plays it.
“Dude, you missed out on the best party ever! I lost my virginity!”, “oh sorry I was playing fortnite.”
Fortnite by condom ass May 22, 2018

Fortnite 

An autism breeding ground for middle school kids
Blake: Omg lawl i quikscop3d him with my scar bro
Cody: Omg so cool
Blake: wanna play fortnite after school?
Cody: I can't, my mom took away my xbox for being mean on the playground.
Fortnite by s3x and drugs May 23, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that turns the virgins on.

Just the characters themselves cause men to have erections.

Mostly played by men in there teens, including older single men in there late 20's or 30's.
Causes teens to get beat by there girlfriends or parents.
Can be played on the Xbox, Playstation, PC, or Phones if your cheap.
Playing this game makes your pee pee smaller.
OMG, my girlfriend dumped me and my pee pee got smaller due to fortnite
Fortnite by NKarassy955 May 23, 2018

Fortnite 

Fortnite
Fortnite A game that boys play and girls commonly loose there boyfriends to because the boy looses interest in them n more concerned about the game this is why I can never get a man
Fortnite by Elmeloney May 23, 2018

Fortnite 

A third person shooter with cartoon graphics that is very popular along no lifes ; A game that needs to die.
"Do you know that one game?"
"That dead game, Pokemon GO..?"
"Yeah, I think Fortnite should join it."
Fortnite by Sir Wodan May 24, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that will soon end all relationships
Fortnite by X._gdawg_.x May 24, 2018