evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
Get the evan cig syndromemug. Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!
Evan is soooooooooo smexy
by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by Ricobain February 5, 2022
Get the Pulled an Evanmug. by The dog of truth May 30, 2018
Get the Evanmug. The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
Get the Flynn Evansmug. Evan is a 6'3 tall asian male, who seems to portray himself as a mysterious young man towards males and females. He's often very intelligent at reading people at first glance, and their intentions. If you ever find a Evan in your life, dont let him go !!!
by Chance Yang October 25, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Evans is one amazing person and you are very lucky if you meet an Evans in your life.
He's very caring and shows the people he loves care and affection. He's always ready to help if he can and will never leave your side no matter what.
He's just an angel.
He's very caring and shows the people he loves care and affection. He's always ready to help if he can and will never leave your side no matter what.
He's just an angel.
by heyyylove November 27, 2019
Get the Evansmug.