College of Dupage

College of Dupage (C.O.D.) is a community college in the Chicagoland suburbs area. Known as the college of dunce or college of dumbasses. Anyone who attends wasn’t acceptted into a university initially. well known for scams, horrible parking, and having large drop out rates the school insists on advertising being a top community college in the U.S.

How’s college of Dupage?
It’s a scam. I didn’t even learn anything useful or important.it’s the college of dumbasses

by Jordan jeffereson November 20, 2019

Dordt College

A tiny Christian College in NW Iowa. It is nothing but cold and snowy there. It is in such a small town that when college ends, the town becomes a ghost town. There is a total of one grocery store, one fast food joint, and one gas station. Also there are a whole bunch of churches in the small town.

guy1: Hey, I'm thinking about going to Dordt College.
guy2: What? that place is so small it isn't even on the town's map!

by chicito wongo January 18, 2010

college cocktail

This is the combination of cigarettes, illegally obtained adderall, and caffeine pills. Often used to study for large tests, projects, and essays, the college cocktail consists of first taking adderall, or another amphetamine, and caffeine pills then smoking throughout the night. The resulting effects are being more alert, focused, and refreshed than using any of the substances on their own.

Jo: We need to finish this project tonight!
Ellen: Here, we'll throw a college cocktail
Jo: Thanks for the pills. Let's go smoke and then we'll get to work

by EPgirl10 December 6, 2009

Franklin College

The worst and easiest college to attend. Seriously, why do people go here?

That's cool, I just graduated from franklin college and you can use my degree to wipe.

by HC>FC March 5, 2011

University of College

1. A generic college name
2. A junior college
3. A small, no-name college
4. An obscure college
5. A junior-junior-junior-junior-junior college

Coined by Adam Carolla, ex-host of radio show "Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla"

1. My school is so small, it doesn't have a name. I go to the the University of College.

2. My school is so obscure, I might as well say I go to the the University of College.

3. Adam: ...next caller, Andy, you're 24. What's your question?
Caller: Yeah, uhh. I go to this crappy college and I really like this girl, but... (cut-off by Adam)
Adam: What college do you go to?
Caller: I'd rather not say.
Adam: Okay, then I'll hang up on you. Look you all you idiots out there, just say something or I'm going to hang up on you, okay? I don't care if you say you attend the University of College so long as you say something! Next Caller.

by Tom Braker March 13, 2011

Gavilan College

The shittiest of shit community colleges around. While certain teachers are the salt of the earth, the student population consists of some of the largest assholes on the planet. Douche-bags, hipsters, and prep-school wannabes all come together to form some sort of super-asshole that will confess to you his love of Foo Fighters, Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift before he will tell you the answer to 28/7.

You go to Gavilan College? Jesus, do you want to see a therapist for the rest of your life?

by Bunburyist1338 April 16, 2011

Methodist College

a college for members of the methodist relegion

the methodist college is recommended for methodists

by conejo October 29, 2005