The Canadian Knuckle Buster

This is when you attempt to anally fist a large, burly, unshaved woman using only maple syrup as lube while Oh Canada plays softly in the background.

Ex. I was at the Hosher Hut last night and met an amazing women. She took me back to her place only to crack open some maple syrup and try The Canadian Knuckle Buster.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

canadian seal hunt

Finding a girl with an incredibly hairy pussy.

This weekend me and the boys are going to collect pelts on a great Canadian seal hunt

by Steak McCool January 18, 2018

Canadian Love Letter

A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.

justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo

Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.

by harveymushman September 21, 2014

Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

Canadian Stick Up

taking a turkey baster and filling it up with icy hot, then shoving the turkey baster into the anus and emptying it.

"That Canadian Stick Up you gave me burned like hell."

by budajizz December 9, 2008

Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.

The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch

by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011