A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
Get the Carve someone a new Blowhole mug.Attending a public gathering full of anti-maskers, catching COVID-19 there, and dying. The term is a reference to former presidential candidate and Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain, who attended a Trump rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, without a mask and then died of COVID-19 a month later.
I hate to miss my best friend's wedding, but her relatives are a bunch of rat-licking anti-maskers, and I sure as hell don't want to get Cained!
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