bidened my pants

shitting your pants like joe biden

person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”

by FinnShart June 27, 2024

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Biden

Verb

1. State of being malfunction or paused.
2. Forgetting what was said a few seconds ago and stumbling over words.

My computer just got bidened.
I was bidening during the debate class.

by =JOe= July 5, 2024

Skibidi Biden

The only good thing to come out of Stephen Colbert’s career; an aryangem.

Stephen Colbert: Skibidi Biden

Skibidi Biden: SKIBIDI BIDEN!

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen July 5, 2024

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

Bidenitis

A mental health condition observed when a person has no self-awareness of having frequent memory relapses and is prone to gaffes.

Uncle Charlie’s off the wall statements over the holidays makes me think he is suffering from Bidenitis.

by DrRob! July 15, 2024

Bidenitis

A mental health condition observed when a person has no self-awareness of having frequent memory relapses and is prone to gaffes.

Uncle Charlie’s off the wall statements over the holidays makes me think he is suffering from Bidenitis.

by DrRob! July 15, 2024