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Gimpy Bear

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.
1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.
by irishprincess1374 July 10, 2009
mugGet the Gimpy Bearmug.

Money for Bears

If a person has more money than is needed for a specific purpose or has a large amount of moeny in general it can be described as having 'Money for Bears' This is of course contextual to the situation.

The literal translation; Money for Bears - Enough money to feed a small family of bears.
a person goes out for a night clubbing and usually would spend about 30 but brings out more than 50, it can be described as money for bears.

going down the pub for a drink or two costs less than 10, more than 20 and this person has money for bears.
by Maximelf January 9, 2010
mugGet the Money for Bearsmug.

tornado bear

Something that scares a black pilot so much he tends to crash and burn.
"Hey Ken, watch out for the Tornado Bear"
"I'm good, don't worry"
"Crash..."
by YeahBoi January 21, 2008
mugGet the tornado bearmug.

bear ice

Oh shit yeah this bear ice is awesome
by theiceman92 May 9, 2011
mugGet the bear icemug.

Bear Johns

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.
That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."
by D.R.7 May 12, 2011
mugGet the Bear Johnsmug.

BEAR POKER

Someone who deliberately aggravates a strong person for a reaction. Can be passionate in a relationship or just to push someone's buttons to see the show
I dont want someone who I can walk all over, I want a bear poker to keep me on my toes.
by reconboy May 10, 2018
mugGet the BEAR POKERmug.

wrinkle bear

another name for your scrotum, nut sack.
balls scrotum nut sack testicles marble pouch two hairy men downstairs wrinkle bear
by Shady Alleghenys January 30, 2014
mugGet the wrinkle bearmug.

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