Blasting track

meaning a train is being driven very quickly.

Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!

Person 2: what?

Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!

Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?

Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-

Person 2: You have autism.

by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025

Gravel Blast

The act of fingering a builder with sandpaper. Any hole counts.

"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"

by The great god of gravel June 2, 2022

Baja Blasting

Aggressively fingering a butthole on a beach in the Caribbean.

My girl isn't ready for sex yet, but she's always down for a baja blasting.

by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

sapper blast

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.

Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.

Bend over, here it comes again.

Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!

by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021

Girl Blast

When a girl farts, a LOT.

Girl 1: Did you hear that?
Girl 2: Hear what?
Girl 1: Holly’s got yet another case of the “Girl Blasts”. She’s gonna be there for a while.
Girl 2: That’s the fifth time this week! She really needs to stop eating tacos.

by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023

Review blast

When you receive terrible customer service, or a surprise subscription which is annoyingly hard to cancel. You let the world know on all possible platforms how crappy it all was.

The gits took £50 out of my account and sent me a bunch of stuff I can’t remember agreeing to. They’re not caring either, so I’m gonna do a Review Blast.

by Jdogtamed March 16, 2025