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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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Big mac

A nickname for a GAY FAT guy that likes to be annoying and a mistake and will take your food away.
Jake: DUDE theirs a BIG MAC

Luke: EWWW What the fuck bro we should call McDonald's to pick him Up
Jake: But if we do it will not even be good for him.. just look at him his Basically a mistake and if you eat him you will be GAY
Luke: Oh god we should kill it!
A nickname for a GAY FAT guy that likes to be annoying and a mistake and will take your food away.
Jake: DUDE theirs a BIG MAC

Luke: EWWW What the fuck bro we should call McDonald's to pick him Up
Jake: But if we do it will not even be good for him.. just look at him his Basically a mistake and if you eat him you will be GAY
Luke: Oh god we should kill it!
by HAte fat December 13, 2019
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mixing mac n cheese

The sound of mixing Mac and cheese resembles the same wet sound of a pussy being fingered. Therefore, it can be used as a silly innuendo.
“What were they doing earlier behind Lindsay’s door?”
“Uh, just mixing mac n cheese.”
by naiadical November 25, 2022
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Mac

Fat, Gay, Australian teen whom stalks ginger twinks.
Oh my gosh! Call the police @0-0-0 right now! Mac is trying to take pics of me again.
by Mach8er July 6, 2019
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Manny Mac

Certified women snatcher, good lookin in every way possible. Known GD
Rebecca loves manny Mac so It doesn’t matter
by Therealest25 October 23, 2019
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Mac Attack

When you fuck a bitch so hard that her pussy looks like a Big Mac
Yo I fucked Shaniqua so hard she looked like a Mac Attack!!
by Chase blackshire July 24, 2021
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Shrimp mac and cheese

By far the most garlic saturated food ever... not even kidding.
His breath was so heinous he must have just had shrimp mac and cheese!
by bobbyboy3 October 18, 2008
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