When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
by smolkar306 May 28, 2019
I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.
or
My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!
or
My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!
by MTJMZ August 07, 2009
Making such a deep and universe-transcending reference, that one references metaphysical limitations or extrapolations, culminating in a mind-blowing experience. Called the eleventh wall because it references the idea in String Theory that there are 11 dimensions.
"So I was Breaking the Eleventh Wall so badly when I was telling my friend about how everything from poop to quantum mechanics demonstrate the metaphysical connections to reality."
-Some Random Guy On a Street
-Some Random Guy On a Street
by UrbanPhilosopheroftheDankWebz May 27, 2017
Lohkz from tinychat
by LatinLover123467890 February 06, 2023
verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.
Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?
Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"
Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.
Obi-Wan: Thanks bro
Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"
Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.
Obi-Wan: Thanks bro
by Lanceapaluza June 09, 2011
When you pause in the middle of sex to go snack on some Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream. The maneuver is often announced with an emphatic "Cherry Garcia Break !"
Freddo: "Did you end up piping that cute girl last night?"
Jimmo: "Yeah bro, but I got a little hungry halfway through so I stopped to eat some cherry garcia"
Freddo: "Cherry Garcia Break !"
Jimmo: "Yeah bro, but I got a little hungry halfway through so I stopped to eat some cherry garcia"
Freddo: "Cherry Garcia Break !"
by asapcoccy January 14, 2022
Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.
Ever since Maria broke up with her high school boyfriend of 2 years, she had a serious case of break-up brain - she suddenly finds everyone attractive!
by Kay97 December 01, 2016