Straight edge

basically saying im too much of a pussy to do drugs or have sex but im still into cool things or im just afraid my of my parents but im a hardcore motherfucking punk/poser emo/poser
poser faggot punk:im straight edge so im still cool with you guys right?
real punk: shut the fuck up bitch! no johnny go get me some smack
by cool ass mothafucker November 02, 2008
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straight pirate

by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?
Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.
by the random. March 01, 2023
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Straight hair

Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.
Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.
by wafflezer March 19, 2016
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Straight TikTok

The non entertaining, basic side of tiktok. Most famous tiktokers are in this side of tiktok. Opposite of Elite TikTok.
So which side of tiktok are you in?
Wait, there are sides?
You are in straight tiktok.
by kitkatlover101 May 28, 2020
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Straight Gone

When something to so stankin' or so tore up that words cannot describe it.
When i was walking in the dorm at UNCG i started to smell a bad smell that was coming down the stair case from the bathroom! As i climbed the stair case the smell was so bad words could not describe it. Stankin', raunchy, none of those words could describe it. There for its straight gone.
by Neuyasha October 12, 2011
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Super straight

A fake sexuality made up by closeted gay/bi etc men and transphobes. If you are super straight you only date biological women - by this logic, you also date trans men, making you the opposite of straight. So which is it, guys? Are you gay or are trans men real men?
Idiot: I’m super straight.
Normal Person: That’s transphobic and stupid.
by Orthapox-13 March 06, 2021
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