by MasterFox November 18, 2010
Get the Life Lag mug.The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids
Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs
by GooseWillis April 20, 2019
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Get the Because Life mug.A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife
by Todd_N April 11, 2019
Get the toad life mug.Street slang for when you get so sick of your real life you've decided to give up, move to mexico and do cocaine and hookers and live on a diet solely consisting of burritos
by leadering#1 August 30, 2020
Get the Quit life mug.When a prisoner is sentenced to spend the rest of their life in prison. A very useless sentence, because once a prisoner gets it, they might as well have the death penalty. Either way they're going to die in prison. There are three types of life sentences.
Life With Parole:
When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.
Life Without Parole:
Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.
Practical Life Sentence
Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.
Life With Parole:
When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.
Life Without Parole:
Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.
Practical Life Sentence
Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.
Two US states have Abolished Life Imprisonment.
Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison
Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.
Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:
Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington
Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison
Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.
Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:
Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington
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Get the Life Imprisonment mug.Bumping into someone from school and asking them what they do now.
And then they say something like "I am an architect" or "I am a doctor" or "I can actually tie my shoelaces" etc.
And they ask you what you do now and you spontaniously claim to be an astronaut or the queen's personal funk advisor.
But all you have really been doing for the last three years is sitting in a dark room and crying and eating pies.
And then they say something like "I am an architect" or "I am a doctor" or "I can actually tie my shoelaces" etc.
And they ask you what you do now and you spontaniously claim to be an astronaut or the queen's personal funk advisor.
But all you have really been doing for the last three years is sitting in a dark room and crying and eating pies.
by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018
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