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malp you

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.
"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."
by Smashleighs November 11, 2013
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phony like you

What a homosexual says to another homosexual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink cum.
One homosexual sitting in a stall looking for a dick to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. He writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes "yes" and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.
by Gopos cellmate November 22, 2013
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are you gas wholesaling?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. are you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry comme du monde?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for common table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013
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you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's
My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns
by taylor hook December 14, 2013
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hived you up

mad you so mad you went red and looked like you had hives or a rash on your face and neck
did your new phone crap out, must have totally hived you up
No need to get all hived up, it was an accident.
by tozra December 22, 2013
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are you my uncle

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.
guy1: show me those pictures of you in the bath tub with your cousins!
guy2:ARE YOU MY UNCLE???
by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015
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you fist like a T-Rex

You dont fist the pussy good enough.
"Hey john what your girl say about your fisting last night?"
"Maaaaan she said i didn't fist the pussy good enough"
"Damn bro you fist like a T-Rex?!"
by suckingdicksince1999 March 5, 2015
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