Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

summers wife

The hotest gal ever. She will be summer's wife for life

preson 1: yo whos that ?
preson 2: thats summers wife!
person 3 : I wish I was her !!

by buuuuud October 19, 2021

banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.

Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.

by the meme war master May 8, 2016

Toon wife

The western version of waifu,meaning a character from western animation a cartoon fan considers his wife.

I have a toon wife.

by Friar cuck October 21, 2018

Wife beater

A steel link for extending a poly or deadend shoe from a structure

Conductor is short want me to sleeve it or throw in a wife beater.

by Two-blocked July 6, 2022

Wife salary

Rarely the main breadwinner in a marriage, the wife’s contribution to the household income to get a larger mortgage, fancier car, etc. Typically ranging from $30k to $45k, the wife salary also allows for smaller alimony or child support payments when the inevitable divorce happens.

When Tom met with the bank, he was able to explain why - through the wife salary - he qualified for a larger mortgage. Exact same argument when he met with the divorce attorney 2 years later, but the reverse argument in why he didn’t need to pay alimony.

by Grant Rampus September 25, 2021

Wife

is a man bride he married forever .

this is my beautiful wife who i love and cherish forever.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022