smart like dumptruck

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck

me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck

by megan123456789 December 29, 2007

Cut like a buffalo

To be thick-skinned. Difficult to upset, hurt, or insult. Tough.

"Do your worst; I cut like a buffalo"

by Monics August 29, 2009

Piss like a racehorse

Pee viciously, ferociously, long hard.

Drank so much water today, I'm gonna piss like a racehorse.

by A very long and hard wee. October 3, 2015

talking like a sausage

speaking nonsense, telling lies, not making any sense

"Whaddya mean, I don't look good in this jacket? You're talking like a sausage."

by benjamin sTone February 6, 2004

Ship it like fedex

When you ship two characters (typically from cartoons/anime) so hard that you have to mention the shipping service, fedex to add extra emphasis on the pair you are shipping.

-person is watching something with a friend-
Person1:"Whoa! that was good, especially the part with frank and tina!"
Person2:"Yeah I totally ship it."
Person1:"really?"
Person2:"Yeah man I ship it like fedex!"

by ThatOneAnimeFan June 16, 2016

going at it like rabbits

When 2 people fuck a lot or have sex at a fast speed

Jack and Jill were going at it like rabbits in the bathroom

by Lawtoe November 13, 2017

Pull like a dog

Can be used when analogizing an exerted effort for achieving an insurmountable goal

Close the eyes and pull like a dog

by #PullLikeADog August 12, 2016