Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

Humping squirrel

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024

kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends

I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel

by squirrel army April 23, 2023

Squirrel Lean

Squirrel lean is a yellow color of Lean that comes from squirrels in a process called trapping

Dat Squirrel lean do be fire tho

by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023

squirrelmenting

The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.

The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.

by Valuablecache October 26, 2019

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020