A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.
“I’m from Castro Valley”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
by Who?asked? March 23, 2024
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Still the better university by far.
Still the better university by far.
Syracuse, SMU, and Duke managed to make Death Valley look like a joke for the 2025-26 Tigers season. At least they made it to a bowl game unlike a certain other school...
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Get the Death Valley mug.1. a low area of land between hills or mountains, typically with a river or stream flowing through it:
2. Antonym of Peak/Prime.
Synonyms: downfall, past prime, worst
2. Antonym of Peak/Prime.
Synonyms: downfall, past prime, worst
We know how good peak bobby fischer was at chess, but what about Valley Bobby fischer?
The tenge tenge meme was at its peak in 2023, but now its in its valley.
The tenge tenge meme was at its peak in 2023, but now its in its valley.
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