Land Mollusk

A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
by MistaCreep August 17, 2011
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Mary land

I’m right your wrong it’s spelt Mary land
Me - “it’s mary land
Some dumb fuck named Odinerm actually it’s spelt Maryland” 🤓🤓🤓
by Bigmamma20202 March 25, 2023
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The Land Between The Rivers

The Land Between The Rivers, is Alfheim's poetic name. It's because Alfheim, means both: "elf home," and "land between the rivers." It corresponds, to modern Bohuslan, in Sweden.
Elven bards, in old days, singed about, The Land Between The Rivers, their chosen homeland.
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whoopsie land

Michael said "Point Cook is Whoopsie Land"
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Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.
I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.
by Shuaman June 27, 2019
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Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap
"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.
by IcedaBurg February 28, 2012
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Land boat

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.
Bro you're acting like and land boat
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