Glazed jew

Glazed jew- has many meanings
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely

James- God damn that glazed jew over there got on some j's
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed

by harborridge troll June 27, 2016

Juice Jew

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.

Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!

by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020

horse-jew

Claudia

Claudia looks like a horse-jew.

by YourMomsOnPipe September 5, 2016

jew in a jeep

A state of shock

"Jew in a jeep that scared me"
"Jew in a jeep that's a nice arse"

by porterjay November 24, 2014

Stale Jew

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."

Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

jew-tilize

much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.

Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?

by QuentinJammal March 10, 2010

Jew Strike

A bowling reference for a frame in which a gutter ball is thrown first and the bowler proceeds to pick up the spare.

Did you see the way Gary picked up all 10 pins for that spare?! Classic Jew Strike!

by GiveMeBowlingOrGiveMeDeath March 9, 2017