The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
by 1stoftheweek November 26, 2019
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First Coach

The first coach seat behind first class on an airplane.
I'm not rich, but I'm not poor either. I ride first coach.
by DDizzy14 May 10, 2011
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First World Guilt

Describes the situation in which one is about to throw some shit away then imagines a kid in Africa in a predicament of exaggerated poverty: dirt huts and all, causing said person to think twice about throwing that shit away.
Guy 1 stares at his somewhat empty plate of food. He’s full. The amount of food that’s left isn’t really enough to justify saving it for later, but it’s still enough for one to consider continue finishing it.

Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.

Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”
by kfalcon June 26, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Bay Of Pigs 《🐷🐖🐗🐽》Invasion: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.
Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww
by Fsi slander May 21, 2024
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