When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
Get the The dirtiest Evanmug. Evan T. There is way too much to say about HER. I’ve seen so many definitions on here, but most of them are about guys. So this one is for you, Evan.
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
by Someone.Somewhere November 15, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Evans can be one of the MOST humorous of friends. Although they may seem sketchy they got your back! They act tough and or invisible but they have been through a lot of stress. Sometimes they make you laugh even when not present! Many Evans are very attractive and or Handsome. They always seem to find their way into trouble and are very carefree or casual about it. They are overall crazy and amazing friends.
Person 1 : Oh look it's my FTH ( friend till hell ) Evan!
Person 2 : Yup, he's such an Evan!
Person 1 : He's gotten detention AGAIN
Person 2 : Yup, he's such an Evan!
Person 1 : He's gotten detention AGAIN
by Banina April 22, 2022
Get the Evanmug. If you meet an Evan, do NOT let him go. Not only are Evans one of the most handsome species to exist on this planet, but they also have unique personalities. They are incredibly genuine— the realest you’ll ever meet and always have good intentions. Evans are also very responsible and really have their shit together. They are undoubtedly loyal and are a reliable student, friend, and significant other. They’re very rational and because their logic overrides their emotions, they are very patient. If you put an Evan in a difficult or frustrating situation, he’ll stay calm and composed. And if you’re lucky enough to be in the arms of an Evan, he’ll make you feel safe and cared for. Moreover, Evans aren’t afraid to show their goofy side and have an amazing sense of humor. Evans are a keeper, no cap!!!
“Who are you dating?! He’s handsome, sweet, and doesn’t seem like a fuckboy”
“Yeah he’s not. I’m so lucky aren’t I?”
“Wow I’m so jealous, let me guess his name. Is it Evan?”
“Omg yeah, how’d you know?”
“He gives me Evan vibes, I knew it!”
“Yeah he’s not. I’m so lucky aren’t I?”
“Wow I’m so jealous, let me guess his name. Is it Evan?”
“Omg yeah, how’d you know?”
“He gives me Evan vibes, I knew it!”
by grapeg1rl February 19, 2020
Get the Evanmug. by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021
Get the Evan Carrollmug. 