Stoner

1. The person reading this definition.
2. The person writing this definition.

I’m such a stoner I thought it’d be funny to write this

by $tomer January 19, 2024

Stoner

A person who smokes weed all the time and doesn’t want to quit that kush

Nick:Bro Micheal is such a stoner bro
Gary: i know right he won’t stop smoking that shit.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Sovereign of Hearts

A person who has a preference for white man when it comes to intimate relationships.

"I only date white guys. I'm a sovereign of hearts."

by Incestophilia February 9, 2024

stoner mob

Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.

For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.

Progressive: stoner-mobbing

The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.

Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.

by DonTripper November 13, 2023

Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high

I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.

by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023

stoneridge estates

A senior mobilehome community in Warner Springs California, North San Diego co (borders Riverside county & over 30 miles from Temecula) that has been slightly highlighted in a social platform that can not be mentioned but hint YT channel. The video is titled “Pond bass fishing turned wild Karen encounter” uploaded May 1, 2023. It captures a resident berating young guests of another resident fishing at the pond on property. The resident accuses the guests of trespassing because they weren’t accompanied by the resident & escalates when the resident starts assaulting them by laying her hands on them. Residents tend to act as self appointed citizens upholding the law. And what the video depicts represents some angry, grumpy people. Seems racist against younger people, obviously minorities. Watch the video.

Stoneridge estates is in San Diego

by Who’s_ur_Karma April 23, 2024

stoneridge

A senior mobilehome community in Warner Springs California, North San Diego county (over 30 miles from Temecula) that has been slightly highlighted in a highly popular social platform. “Pond bass fishing turned wild Karen encounter” uploaded May 1, 2023. It captures an angry resident berating young guests of another resident fishing at the pond on property. The resident accuses the guests of trespassing because they weren’t accompanied by the resident & escalates when the resident starts assaulting them by laying her hands on them. Residents tend to be acting as self appointed citizens enforcement.
Bunch of angry, grumpy people. Seems racist against younger people, obviously minorities.

Stoneridge is a senior community

by Cacakicks April 26, 2024