Kind of like "shart", but for women....who can't seem to say the word fart and insist on using the word toot.
I was at a party and thought I had to toot, but instead I shoot-ed. Took an hour to air out my soiled panties.
Sorry I shoot-ed while we were having sex...
Sorry I shoot-ed while we were having sex...
by gobroberts October 08, 2018
by zaneisntlame November 30, 2021
by shitbirdie November 04, 2011
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 15, 2020
When you have sex in an elevator that is stuck between floors then you call the fire department to break the doors open. then once they open the doors, you pull out and ejaculate in the fire fighters face.
by Bigblackbustywoman November 20, 2013