purple pew

where a brotha or whitey is smoking or roling a blunt in church while the pastor is preying.

Theres a lot of smoke comin from Jasons purple pew over there.

by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008

Jailbait Purpling

PDA between genders Blue (boys) + Pink (girls) = purple except one of the two sexes is jailbait.

She was hanging out with that older guy..it was like jailbait purpling.

by namekaw July 29, 2011

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005

purple cow

an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!

Charlotte is a purple cow!

by charcoal black March 19, 2009

purple sandwich

when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .

Lifeguard: are you gay?

Gay guy: why yes i am

Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?

Gay guy: yes,yes it is

Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!

Gay guy : yes lets!

by helen+jessi=horse January 4, 2010

Purple Toaster

The eastr egg later in the game of gears of war.

Who Wants Toast!?
Marcus Fenix Says this when the purple toaster is activated?

by Sippy Doo August 12, 2009

purple butt

weed that has purple undeveloped leaves takes about one month to grow

dude i got mess up from this purple butt

by snoppy poopy September 10, 2010