october 31

The day the baddest, hottest, and coolest bitches on earth were born.

Today is halloween right? No you idiot October 31st is the baddest bitches birthdays smh... happy birthday to all the bad bitches out there!

by nataliethebadbitch October 28, 2019

october 03

A sexy, bearer of a 12 inch cock, handsome, athletic, soon to be famous black man was born on this day

damn he is packing he must me born on october 03

by moophinmoon January 7, 2021

October 19

National yeet your baby day. It's ok if they die it's a holiday.

Wife: "Man I really don't want this cheap ass baby, "
Husband: "Don't worry honey its almost October 19,"

by Isosheper October 18, 2019

October 31st

THIS IS HALLOWEEN ,THIS IS HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN.

Dave:hey its October 31st
Bob: so?
Dave:THIS IS HALLOWEEN

by FC_Kyro October 23, 2019

October 22

The day you have to confess to your crush that you like her.

Guy: Hey, I like you
Crush: ewwwww you disgusting shit bag

Crush: get away you dirty worm
Guy: but it's October 22nd
Crush: IDFC

by TheDoggoDude October 22, 2019

October 27

National give your girl a hickey day. A day which all men who have girlfriends must give their girlfriend a hickey on their neck or tits

*at school*
Boy: *starts giving their girlfriend a hickey*
Girl: “wtf bruh? Why you doin that”
Boy: “it’s October 27!”
Girl: “oh okay. Keep going”

by Urdadsbuttcrack October 27, 2019

October 9

grab your girlfriends ass and make out day

hey babe do you know what day it is… it’s October 9

by ash :))) October 5, 2021