Splash Mountain

When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass

Dude I just got a splash mountain in the porta potty

by Construction workers May 1, 2020

Cocoa Mountain

Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea

That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.

by Axemore April 18, 2020

Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

mountain meat

Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation

Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?

by Reno5280 January 27, 2020

Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other

Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?

by perphurdle January 13, 2017

Mountain pac

A pound of marijuana weighed out to 455. Usually done to account for any weight missing due to giving out samples and or loss of water weight.

Johnnys got mountain pacs on deck all day.

by Tromboneplaya October 11, 2023

Jackass mountain

A mountain in America

I acted like a jackass on jackass mountain.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019