these mother fucking snakes

'this is pissing me the fuck off'
-can be followed by
'on this mother fucking plane'
-contrary to the term 'snakes on a plane', which means something you can't do anything about,
'these mother fucking snakes' is said under the breath, angrily, to yourself.
- a reference to the SLJ movie snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Dude, i heard your dog died.
Guy 2: (To self, angrily) ...these mother fucking snakes....
or
Guy 1: OMFG LOL U STEPPED IN SHIT! PWND
Guy 2: these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
by joeduncannnnnnn March 20, 2008
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Holy mother of jugs!

An expression used when one is astounded by a woman's large breasts.
"Look at Queen Latifah in that dress! Holy mother of jugs!"
by Brigitte April 01, 2003
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a fuck mothering vampire

It means you are a fuck mothering vampire
I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire
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Ur brother a mother

The worst insult in the entire English language. Every time this insult is used, an alternate universe is destroyed. This insult is so powerful it can't be countered.
Friend 1: Ur grandpap a trap
Friend 2: Well ur brother a mother
*thousands of alternate universes spontaneously combust*
by Xx_Gay_Jesus_Xx March 15, 2018
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Mother Piss Box

An exclamatory obscenity; used to express outrage beyond the scope of normal obscenities.
by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003
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Uzbek mother in law

A witch who acts nice on the face of others while abusing from behind and thinks that you are a slave and should be the best slave on this earth and clean her to the toe . Don’t eat , don’t sleep but clean till you die .

If you eat a little in front of her then guess what the whole world will fall upon you . Broke the dish ? Oh God the whole neighborhood will know that you don’t know how to clean properly and not doing enough good slavery . And even if you are trained to be the best slave on human race then they will say that you were a cow once upon a time and didn’t know anything and she thought you every crap . And if you don’t bring furniture according to her taste she will run mad and kick you out and train his baby boys to be even more baby like a little girl (God forbid )

( there are some good but rare very rare )
Uzbek Mother in law : oh Look my slave daughter in law didn’t even wipe the unknown dirt somewhere I can’t even see myself

Gosh she is such a cow .

Neighborhood : oh God poor woman she got such a cowhole daughter in law that tortured her to death .
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mother fucking sorcerers

The best answer for every situation in life

white card from cards against humanity
Mother fucking sorcerers, my husband is sleeping with my sister!

What the hell Happened?!?! Mother fucking sorcerers
by momma knows best February 19, 2015
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