Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.

Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 08, 2009

If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.

"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

by AH73 October 18, 2013

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you?

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

by mockschmock December 07, 2006

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary

Stop- just stop you’ve went too far

Stop..

Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-

Ok, you want it ?!?!

FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…

You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…

Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?

Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”

#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!

“Me” is the person writing this

“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you

by No…. …. I said no…. April 19, 2023

what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)

Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

by fezz hugz May 13, 2015