when you gotta lock in

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.

Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in

by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024

Cock Lock

It's a lock for your cock.

It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).

Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"

Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"

Greg: "No, but I'll try it"

1 Day Later

Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"

by Komoris April 21, 2021

Lock In

When you have to be wacth skibidi toilet while edging or else you will lose your sigma mewing streak

Gojo, You have to lock in

by raulypauly April 28, 2024

Lock Bear

An exotic legendary warlock with a bear form. Capable of all things known and unknown to man.

Incapable of dying, ever.

Bellum is one of the best Lock Bears known to man, in fact, he is the only Lock Bear

by Johntuckermustdie December 31, 2009

Lock up

To keep quiet or hold something in rather than say it out

Guy just lock up the matter

by HJNr August 16, 2022

Lock in

(For dudes only) to hook up with a chick after just meeting her. also, to be able to charm the SHIT outta that chock to the point where she is under your thumb.

Man, me and Hobbs were at the bar last night, and he was just fuckin' lock in'
'em up!!!
by Zaggs June 22, 2005

by Bandana Banana July 8, 2024

on-lock

basically youre saying youre promising to lock that secret or fact up.

“bro promise me u wont be kissing up on my shawty bro”, “bro thats on-lock for real doe”

by notsayingwhobutjosieandpeyton January 23, 2020