Lesbeyoncé

What you are when you love men otherwise, but are wholly and without question sexually, physically, and emotionally attracted to Beyoncé Knowles.

Don't get me wrong, I love dick, but after seeing the "Dance for You" video I am totally a Lesbeyoncé.

I'm worried my girl friend's going to cheat on me, she has backstage passes to the Mrs. Carter Show and she's a Lesbeyoncé.

Beyoncé is beautiful inside and out, I'm SUCH a Lesbeyoncé.

Did you see Keri Hilson's new video? Eew gross please, I'm a Lesbeyoncé.

by masterofdaworldnumba3 May 13, 2013

lesbian curveball

A lesbian who heads out to pick up a one night stand and gets it home and finds it to be a male

Gee last night wasn't exiting that what a lesbian curveball he looked just like one of us

by Frank ruboneout November 18, 2013

les mis game

The game made by my good friend and his girlfriend. The only rule for it is when ever anyone sings the male gets a blow job. If there are two males involved they take turns.

Molly: "Hey ewan do you want to watch les mis, we can play the les mis game."
Ewan: "God yes"

by spaffer December 6, 2013

lesbianish

A word describes items of clothing or phrases which apply to everyday dykes.

Ann: Those boots are so lesbianish!

by dantheman7713 April 17, 2014

lesusexual

When you can't determine a lesbians gender

"Is that a guy or a girl?"
"Looks like a lesusexual to me"

by _junniphurlee December 4, 2014

lester

The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you. It is not known for sure if Lester did this out of spite, or only necessity.

In modern dialect, it is normally used with full disclosure. For instance, if nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."

My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.

by rcadeace August 25, 2016

lesbiantology

A scientific study behind the behaviour of a couple, group or community of lesbians

I study lesbiantology in my spare time

by bleachistasty December 30, 2016