kitchen porn

Home decorating magazines.

The home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen porn. The pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one's house could look like that.

by Eva Marie October 30, 2007

Kitten Huffing

A relatively healthy alternative to Street Drugs. The most popular method of kitten ingestion, the "cupped hands" aproach, involves cupping one's hands around the kitten's head, and inhaling deeply through an opening in the hands, effectively sucking out the kitten's soul. Some huffers prefer huffing using plastic tubes or kitten huffing bowls.

I think I'm addicted to Kitten Huffing, I go through a couple litters a day.

by Ethan M April 20, 2007

Kitty Porn

To all you boneheads, not the same as "kiddie porn".

Kiddie porn is what Peewee Herman might have been busted for, not kitty porn.

by Ass fucking your momma January 12, 2007

Audrey Kitching

Model, Hairdresser and "Scenequeen". Made e-famous as the now ex girlfriend of Travis Richter of From First To Last as well as Brendon Urie of Panic! at the Disco. Born July 26, 1985 she is currently working on a new project called Trashy Life with friend Zui Suicide, one of the models for the suicide girls group. Although it's Zui's career, they will have no nudity included, Trashy Life is for photoshoots, travel journals, and possibly television, as they have the shoot for their tv pilot episode coming up very soon.

Audrey Kitching changes her hair more than some people do underwear, but I love her for it.

by Torso Takes 2nd September 21, 2008

Kittless

One completely lacking in the attributes of a Kitta

"How about that kittless one over there"
"She'll have to wait until I've got my beer goggles well and truly on mate"

by Anoneemouse January 6, 2004

kittens

reverse-cougars

"did you see those kittens hitting on that old dude?"

by kittenmaster July 26, 2009

Danger Kitten

Danger Kitten, a Woman who flirts with numerous men , and has phone-sex with many of them

Danger Kitten called jeff for a good time.

by bbrw October 1, 2005