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COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020
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Kevins-Beard

The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.

Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.

Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"

Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013
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kevin ng

Kevin NG refers to a type of people who are mentally and physically messed up. To be specific, a kevin is clueless about everything and hs is a fucking idiot, as he thinks hes the best at everything when his intillegence is horribly low.
Kevin NG refers to a type of people who are mentally and physically messed up. To be specific, a kevin is clueless about everything and hs is a fucking idiot, as he thinks hes the best at everything when his intillegence is horribly low.
by Jessica XU January 9, 2018
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Kevin Spacey'd

Synonym for rape and child molestation. Also used when claiming oneself as homosexual
Tucker T. Mann was sentenced to 15 years for Kevin Spacey-ing a 14 year old boy. His defense is that he was gay at the time of the crime.

Or

Dude I just got Kevin Spacey'd
by KevinSpaceyLuvs14 November 10, 2017
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kevin nathan

he talks about how sexy he is but in reality he looks so ugly. he is so trash in fortnite and khayru can easily by 8 him in wagers.
yo stop being a kevin nathan, its annoying.
by bocilbacot November 7, 2020
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sweaty-kevin

When you have been out in the sun for so long that your taint is mess of ass juice and ball sweat.
After his round of golf in 90 degree heat his pants were clearly marked with a sweaty-kevin.
by buzztroll November 17, 2022
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Kevin Hwang

A guy who is so stupid that he repeats 1st grade.
by EnderDragon23 November 4, 2019
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