by GoldenVirtue August 26, 2016
Hey are you coming to porch Friday's? Haven't seen you all week
by Chicha chin June 17, 2017
p1: “helll yeah man i cant wait for it to be freaky friday my other girl gettin boring”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
by sandwitchzz June 02, 2022
Kiss or hug your crush! Be extra bold to your girlfriend/boyfriend/crush! get lit all day and be BOLD!
It’s freaky friday! Beeeee bolddddd
by Rick Handy May 13, 2022
When Big D and all her friends come together on the 3rd Friday of the month to beat the absolute dog shit out of Teej till the fuck n***a black blue and/or purple
by themostmysterioususerever February 16, 2024
a day that happens every week for people who wanna get freaky 👅 #freakyfriday. mentioning freakyfriday in a sentence emphasizes a 👅 emoji 👅
by ihategingers123456 March 13, 2024
Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 22, 2019