McTard-muffin

1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.

2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks

3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.
1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.

Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...

2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.

3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...

Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen
by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009
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Ciaran’s muffins

Ciaran’s muffins comes from a folk tale about a boy named Ciaran who made the shittest muffins physically possible and killed people by giving it to them. Ciaran’s muffins is a way to describe something that is terrible and awful
My god, that baby tasted like Ciaran’s muffins.
by Choud Boy April 02, 2019
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muffin grin

whenever a lady bends over and her butt crack shows
when that fine hunny bent over i saw that muffin grin.
by willx4 February 09, 2007
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smol muffin

Smol muffin is a nickname for a persons partner in life. Use when they are small and so cute .
I luv my girl smol muffin she small and just so cute
by Paper muffins465 December 04, 2017
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steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"
Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?
by Manslut5000 October 06, 2013
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cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin
by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018
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