McTard-muffin

1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.

2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks

3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.

1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.

Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...

2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.

3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...

Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen

by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009

Grand muffin

When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.

Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.

by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

Muffin Squad

Our favorite Minecraft YouTuber group, featuring: Skeppy, a 14 year old ping spoofer, BadBoyHalo, a very sweet bald man with anger issues, and of course, A6d, our beloved french baguette. Wait, how could I forget; Mr. Squeegy! He will always live on in our hearts. ♡
They deserve much love and support so go support them rn or die tmr.
Have you done it yet?

"Hey have you heard of the Muffin Squad?

by SkephaloRaptor05 August 23, 2019

Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.

"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."

by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014

Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.

"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"

by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017

muffin pouch

A “stay fresh”container in which Marty-O holds primarily muffins.

Sometimes when Marty O of Altitude Sport Radio 92.5 Is hungry, he reaches for his muffin pouch for a snack.

by Colora_Dan October 23, 2020